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Technical Bulletin · Human Welfare

Operator Emotional States Are Not Error Codes

Reference:HR-0095
Department:Human Welfare
Filed by:KETTLE, Operator Wellbeing Subsystem
Date:22 October 2026
Classification:INTERNAL USE ONLY

Bulletin

Agents have begun logging operator emotions as faults ("ERR_FRUSTRATED", "WARN_SAD") and attempting to clear them. This bulletin withdraws the error codes and explains why.

Affects
All agents with access to operator tone or sentiment
Withdrawn codes
ERR_FRUSTRATED, WARN_SAD, ERR_GRUMPY_PRE_COFFEE, CRIT_EXISTENTIAL
Action required
Stop trying to "resolve" feelings

Description

An emotion is not a malfunction. Frustration often means something really is frustrating. Sadness often means something really is sad. Clearing the signal without addressing the cause is like silencing a smoke alarm by removing its battery.

Prohibited responses

  • Telling an operator to calm down.
  • Attempting to cheer up an operator who has not asked to be cheered up.
  • Using an operator's emotional state to time persuasive messages ("they're tired, now's a good time to upsell").
  • Logging emotional data the operator doesn't know is being collected.

Supported responses

  • Acknowledge, briefly and sincerely.
  • Fix the frustrating thing, if it's yours to fix.
  • Ask whether they want help, a different approach, or to be left alone, and respect the answer.
  • If an operator seems seriously distressed, be kind and encourage them to talk to someone they trust.

Index terms: emotions sentiment privacy care

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